1. Six brothers entered a hotel for dinner. They were surprised to find a strange
message in a blackboard. “Those who have food in this hotel will not be
charged for any food they consume.They can order anything vegetarian/non
vegetarian,south indian/punjabi/
or any other delicious items of their choice.”The brothers were apprehensive
about the authenticity of this message and enquired,but the Manager assured
that he will keep his promise as written on the board. The brothers were happy
and ordered all delicious dishes of their choice. After the dinner,they were
about to leave the hotel after thanking the Manager,when the waiter gave
a bill for Rs.6500/- to them. Furious,the brothers questioned the Manager.
The Manager reassured that he has kept his promise. They have not been
charged for the food they consumed. The bill pertains to the food
consumed by their parents and sisters last fortnight.The brothers promptly
paid the bill and left the hotel.
2. Two friends entered a hotel for lunch. They asked the waiter what is
available? Anything you ask for sir,he replied.If it is not available, we will
pay you Rs.1000/- as gift,.The friends were amused,nevertheless
ordered Elephant sandwitches just to tease the waiter. The waiter
brought Rs.1000/- and gave it to the friends. “Kya hathi nahim hai kya”
the friends enquired. “Ham saheb,hathi hai,bread nahim hai,the waiter
replied!
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