T-G-I-F vs S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde

already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” He smiled at

her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,”

slowly. He again

answered, “S-H-I-T.”

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest

smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”

The man smiled back to her and once again, “S-H-I-T.” The exasperated

blonde finally decided to explain.

“‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank Goodness It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?” The man

answered, “‘S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.'”