Racism

Everyone is in a hurry to scream “racism” these days!
Case in point:

A customer asks a sales clerk, “In what aisle
could I find the Polish sausage?”

The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you
Polish?”

The guy (clearly offended) says, “Well, yes I am. But
let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me
if I was Italian?Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if
I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would you? Would you?”

The clerk says, “Well, no!”

“If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”

“Well, I probably wouldn’t!”

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
“Well then,
why did you ask me if I’m Polish when I asked about Polish
sausage?”

The clerk replies, “Because you’re in Home
Depot.”