Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my
GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re
going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your
mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE
SALT!”

The wife stared at him, “What in the world is wrong
with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple
of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you
what it feels like when I’m driving.”