Ten Commandments

Oct 24, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

Bernie and Esther were not the most religious Jews and in fact they really only went to Temple once a year. As they were leaving the Temple, the Rabbi said, “Bernie, it sure would be nice to see you and Esther here more than once a year!” “I...

Girl and Football

Oct 23, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. ‘Oh, I really liked it,’ she replied, ‘especially the tight pants and...

At The Cemetery

Oct 23, 2008 | Funny | 0 comments

On the outskirts of town, there was a big old pecan tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucket with pecans and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, and one for me. One for you, one for me,”...

A Beggar

Oct 17, 2008 | Joke | 0 comments

Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts...

Handphone

Oct 17, 2008 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Si Paijo yang udik baru aja panen besar pergi ke kota. Dia pengin banget beli handphone. Maka ia pergi ke counter hp. Paijo : Mbak, saya mau beli hp. Sales : Ini, Mas. Paijo : Lo, kok gak nyala? Sales : O, ini belum ada nomor kartunya, Mas. Mas harus beli kartunya...

Weding & Funeral

Oct 17, 2008 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Saya selalu merasa tidak nyaman kalau harus datang ke pernikahan keluarga. Pengen tahu sebabnya? Biasanya, tante-tante saya, oma, dan para kerabat lainnya akan datang menghampiri saya sambil menepuk-nepuk pundak, “Kamu berikutnya ‘kan?” kata mereka....