Lawyers are clever

Dec 27, 2011 | Joke | 0 comments

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. “I have always heard that you can’t take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,” he said. “I have $90,000 under my mattress, and...

Chow Yun Fat

Dec 15, 2011 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

X: Hallo! Apakah ini kediaman Chow Yun-fat? Y: Salah sambung, ini kediaman keluarga Lin. X: Hallo! Apakah ini kediaman Chow Yun-fat? Y: Salah sambung, goblok! ini kediaman keluarga Lin. X: Hallo! Y: Lagi2 kamu! Awas ya!! saya walau cuma pelayan, tapi bisa lapor polisi...

Kamu mengaku saja

Dec 8, 2011 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Seorang guru Sejarah memberikan pertanyaan kepada murid-muridnya, “Anak-anak, siapa yang menulis Pancasila dan UUD 1945?” Murid-murid semua diam seribu bahasa. Karena hingga menjelang usai jam pelajaran belum satu murid pun menjawab, sang guru marah dan akhirnya...

Farmer and mule

Dec 8, 2011 | Joke | 0 comments

An old country farmer with serious financial problems bought a mule from another old farmer for $100, who agreed to deliver the mule the next day. However, the next day he drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news: The mule died.” “Well,...

Sukin & Bolot

Dec 6, 2011 | Humor Umum | 0 comments

Alkisah ada cerita 2 orang Pengantar Mayat namanya Sukin & BoLot. Ketika dlm perjalanan mengantar mayat terjadi percakapan diantara keduanya Sukin: ‘cepet Lot Langite mendung.’ BoLot: ‘Hah !? Mayite mLembung?!’ Sukin: ‘Lot wes...

Drummer Trouble

Nov 17, 2011 | Joke | 0 comments

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his...