A pilot is flying a small, single-engine, charter plane with a couple of really important executives on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibility is 40 feet, and his instruments are out. He circles looking for a landmark and after an hour, he is low on fuel and his passengers are [...]

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him
round the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with he name Julie on it
that I found in your pants pocket".

Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her
husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but
have I ever said anything bad about him?”

There was an Irishman, a Russian and a Japanese man, all set out on a journey looking for work. They go by a quiet little dusty town and see a sign advertising work in the local coal mine. The pay is great, so they go off and look for the boss. They find him and [...]

It’s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.
The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)
At home watch TV Go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What’s the question?
Son: What is politics?

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd,……….
“If I tell you exactly how many sheep [...]

A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton.
The instructor told Mori ” Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton,please say ‘how are you’. Then Mr Clinton should say “I am fine, and you [...]