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S.H.I.T

S.H.I.T

Wednesday, July 14, 2010 20:54 | 72 views

All Employees In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T). We are trying to...

Missing husband

Missing husband

Tuesday, June 29, 2010 19:11 | 72 views

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or healthy Woman: Not slim can be healthy Inspector: Color...

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3 Blondes

3 Blondes

Sunday, June 6, 2010 21:22 | 104 views

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would...

The KGB assassin

The KGB assassin

Thursday, May 27, 2010 22:48 | 64 views

The KGB had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the KGB agents took one of the...

Husband Cooking

Husband Cooking

Tuesday, May 25, 2010 21:21 | 66 views

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn...

Pain of a married man

Pain of a married man

Sunday, May 23, 2010 16:47 | 69 views

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He...

Smart Girl and SMI

Smart Girl and SMI

Friday, May 21, 2010 9:01 | 48 views

First day of school in an American high school in Washington DC. The teacher introduces the new kid, Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of the class. As the class start, the teacher says: “Let’s start with a small...

About Hell

About Hell

Saturday, April 10, 2010 20:21 | 123 views

One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, “Why so glum?” The guy responded, “What do you think? I’m in hell!”...

How men change

How men change

Sunday, April 4, 2010 14:01 | 106 views

The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn’t love you, then why did I marry you? Back from...

What is confidence?

What is confidence?

Friday, April 2, 2010 18:51 | 77 views

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then...

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