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London lawyer

London lawyer

Saturday, December 26, 2009 19:53 | 111 views

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then...

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Billing

Billing

Thursday, December 24, 2009 6:07 | 65 views

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you...

I am Sori

I am Sori

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 7:33 | 118 views

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan? Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me. Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan! Mr Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is...

How Business is Done

How Business is Done

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:33 | 120 views

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : “I will choose my own bride!” Jack: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that case.” Next Jack approaches Bill...

Blonde and Puzzle

Blonde and Puzzle

Wednesday, August 19, 2009 20:01 | 94 views

A blonde calls her husband on his cellphone. Blonde: “I’ve got a problem!” Husband: “Tell me.” Blonde: “I’ve just bought a puzzle, but I can’t solve it!” Husband: “Is it that difficult?” Blonde: “Yes, I don’t know where to start; all pieces look similar!” Husband: “What’s...

We are men

We are men

Wednesday, August 19, 2009 19:55 | 75 views

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the...

Three Contractors

Three Contractors

Monday, August 10, 2009 22:15 | 46 views

Three Contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Pakistan , another from India and the third, from China . They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Indian...

Difference between Men and Women

Difference between Men and Women

Sunday, August 2, 2009 9:32 | 75 views

Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. 4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one...

Mr Bean in Drug Store

Mr Bean in Drug Store

Saturday, August 1, 2009 23:22 | 45 views

Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!! ...

Mr. Bean while in Grade School

Mr. Bean while in Grade School

Saturday, July 18, 2009 19:06 | 137 views

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! ...

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