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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you...

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan? Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me. Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan! Mr Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is...

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : “I will choose my own bride!” Jack: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that case.” Next Jack approaches Bill...

A blonde calls her husband on his cellphone. Blonde: “I’ve got a problem!” Husband: “Tell me.” Blonde: “I’ve just bought a puzzle, but I can’t solve it!” Husband: “Is it that difficult?” Blonde: “Yes, I don’t know where to start; all pieces look similar!” Husband: “What’s...

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the...

Three Contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C. One from Pakistan , another from India and the third, from China . They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Indian...

Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. 4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one...

Mr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!! ...

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! ...