These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no
place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail…

Today, like all investments and commodities, the price of gold is ultimately driven by supply and demand, including hoarding and disposal. Unlike most other commodities, the hoarding and disposal plays a much bigger role in affecting the price, because most of the gold ever mined still exists and is potentially able to come on to [...]

Nenek: “Mau kemana?”
Kakek: “Oh aku mau ke dapur sebentar untuk mengambil segelas air”
Nenek: “Kalau begitu sekalian tolong bawakan aku es krim vanila”
Kakek: “OK ..”
Nenek: “Eh tunggu sebentar, apakah tidak sebaiknya kamu tulis pesananku itu supaya kamu tidak lupa?”
Kakek: “Ah tidak perlu, aku ingat kok … es krim vanila kan?”

Oleh Pouw Tjoen Tik
Salah satu pemeo dalam dunia kedokteran mengatakan: ”lebih baik seribu kali memotong usus buntu yang sehat dari pada sekali saja tidak membedah radang akut usus buntu”.
Hal ini bukan dimaksudkan untuk meremehkan operasi usus buntu. Pemeo tersebut hanya mengingatkan bahwa penanganan radang akut usus buntu tanpa pembedahan, risikonya jauh lebih besar ketimbang [...]

The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The station attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to gas up.
When a rusty old station wagon containing a very tired looking couple and seven screaming children pulled into his station, the attendant tried [...]

Si jack, asal Indonesia yang lagi sekolah di Jepang datang ke Dokter.
beberapa hari ini badannya terasa capek, perut mulas, mata berair dan
kepala pusing. Pokoknya rasanya sakit sekali lho… Akhirnya dokter
nawarkan terapi untuk ngobati penyakitnya Si jack, kata dokter sih
terapi alamiah… yang bahasa kerennya Naturotherapy. Kata dokter,
terapi ini sudah terbukti bisa [...]

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around
her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call,

Circuit Length: 4182
Temp: 18
Weather: Dry

2008 MotoGP Portugal - Estoril 13/04/2008
Race 1 - 28 Laps
Pos. Rider Manu. Nat. Total Time
1 Jorge Lorenzo Yamaha ESP 45′53.089
2 Daniel Pedrosa Honda ESP 0′1.817