How Business is Done

world bankJack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Jack: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case.”

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

Jack: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Jack: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case.”

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!”
Jack: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case.”

This is how business is done.

One thought on “How Business is Done

  • 12 October 2009 at 17:32
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    WHY ARE WE ALL SUBJECTED TO THIS GAY THING ALL THE TIME
    FGS EVERYWHERE WE TURN ITS EITHER A MUSLIM A GAY OR SOME OTHER CRAP
    WE LIVE IN ENGLAND WE ARE BRITISH WE ARE NOT GAY WE ARE HETRO SEXUAL

    BRING BACK HANGING FOR ALL THE GAYS MUSLIMS AND ANY OTHER SUCH NONSENSE

    FOR GOD SAKE THE OTHER DAY MY CHILD CAME HOME WITH A LETTER FROM SCHOOL SAYING THEY HAVE THE DAY OFF FOR EID,
    NO LISTEN TO ME MY CHILID IS NOT A MUSLIM S O WHY SHOULD HE CELEBRATE THERE HOLIDAY ?

    WHEN I ASKED IF MY CHILD CAN HAVE ST’GEORGES DAY OFF THE HEADMASTER SAID NO !!!!!!!!

    WHAT MADNESS IS THIS WHEN WE LIVE IN ENGLAND WE ARE BRITISH AND WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CELEBRATE ST’GEORGES DAY BUT ARE FORCED TO CELEBRATE ALL THE MUSLIM HOLIDAYS SUCH AS RAMADAAN DIWALI & THIS IS THE BEST ONE GURU NANAK

    WHO THE HELL IS THAT
    I THINK FOR MANY ENGLISH PEOPLE WHO JUST DONT HAVE THE BOTTLE TO SPEAK UP
    WELL I DONT CARE I WILL SPEAK MY MIND AND IF ANYONE DONT LIKE IT,
    GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY

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