Man vs Wife

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine.

Lets find yours!!


Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.


What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress


Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

“Without Information Fighting Everytime”

Wife replies,” No, It means ,

“With Idiot For Ever!!!”

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