Man vs Wife

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine.

Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

“Without Information Fighting Everytime”

Wife replies,” No, It means ,

“With Idiot For Ever!!!”

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