Ayuba, a very funny man

By: enj

AYUBA bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his
Phone Book & said,’My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia
3310. Now it is 6610’============ ========= =========

AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.Friend: Really,
what is he studying.AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying
him.============ ========= =========

=AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.DR: Take
this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.============
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AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.============ =========
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AYUBA : People consider me as a ‘GOD’
Wife: How do you know??
AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have
come again..============ ========= ========

AYUBA complained to the police: ‘Sir, all items are missing,except
the TV in my house.
‘Police: ‘How the thief did not take TV?’
AYUBA : ‘I was watching TV news…’============ ========= ========

AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’He
Writes a note and sticks it to a pole ‘Thanks for
compliment.’============ ========= =========

How do you recognize AYUBA in School?He is the one who erases the
notes from the book when the teacher erasesthe board.============
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Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on
other.So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the
weather forecastannounced that on one hand it would be cold and on
the other hand it wouldbe hot.============ ========= =========
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AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up
andSays ‘Hello, how did you know I was here?’============ =========
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AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
AYUBA – If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: ‘I killed a person’ convert this sentence into future tense
AYUBA : The future tense is ‘u will go to jail’============
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AYUBA told his servant: ‘Go and water the plants!’Servant: ‘It’s
already raining.’
AYUBA : ‘So what? Take an umbrella and go.’

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