Captain Hook

By: enj

A sailor met a pirate, and they started to talk about their adventures at sea. The sailor noticed that the pirate had a peg leg, a hook, and a eye patch.

The sailor asked, “So, tell me, how did you end up with the peg leg?

The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.”

“Wow!” exclaimed the sailor. “How did you get that hook?”

“Well,” replies the pirate, “we boarded an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut off my hand.”

“Incredible!” remarked the sailor. “So, how did you get the eye patch then?”

“A seagull ‘dropping’ fell into my eye,” replies the pirate.

“What?! You lost your eye to a seagull ‘dropping’?” the sailor asked in surprise. “How?”

“Well… says the pirate, “it was my first day with the hook.”

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