A Cat’s Dictionary

By: enj

Aquarium: interactive television for cats.

Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat’s life.

Catatonic: a feline medicinal drink.

Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.

Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.

Dog: a cat’s device for running practice.

Im-purr-sonate: to act like the cat.

Purr-ade: an organized march of cats.

Purr-adise: the garden of Cats.

Purr-amour: a cat lover.

Purr-anoia: the fear that your cat is up to something.

Purr-aphernalia: a cat’s personal belongings.

Purr-ch: any favored feline napping spot.

Purr-chase: anything bought for a cat.

Purr-fume: the scent of an open can of tuna.

Purr-gatory: a houseful of kittens.

Purr-mission: a feline hunting expedition.

Purr-petual: everlasting feline love.

Purr-plex: a house with two or more cats.

Purr-son: a male kitten.

Purr-suit: the garment your shedding cat rubs against
just as you are leaving home to go to an important
meeting.

Purr-verse: a poem about a wicked kitty.

Tuner: sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats
to appear.

Yawn: a cat’s honest opinion openly expressed

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