What did one potato chip say to the other?
“Shall we take a dip?”
How can you get into a locked house with all the windows tightly
barred and without a key?
Keep running around the house until you’re all in.
What did the vampire take for a cold?
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Ketchup. It’s the best thing for a hot dog (Javed, 12)
What is the penalty for breaking the law of gravity.
A suspended sentence
When is an artist like an Indian shooting a arrow?
When he draws a bow.
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey.