More Q & A

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path

Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.

Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A: They all have phones.

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: They’re trying to get away from the noise.

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka.

Simple Chuckles

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.”

What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
National Dyslexics Association.

NO CHEESE!What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist

Titanic & SankaWhat kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.

and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.

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