Short Joke

The young man said to his sweetheart, “We’re going to have a great time tonight. I have three theater tickets.”
The young girl said, “Why do we need three tickets?”
“They’re for your father, mother, and kid sister!”

A stunning blonde displayed her curves and sold a soft drink in a TV commercial. A wife looked at her stunning figure and said, “What do people see in her?”
The husband said, “I have no idea. Let me take a closer look!”

Bob: My wife drives like lightning
Ted: She drives fast?
Bob: No, she hits trees!

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