Girl: Slow down, I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it’s not. Please it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
Girl: I love you too, please just slow down now! Please…
(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building
Because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the
road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he
didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say
she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then
he had her wear his helmet so that she would live
even though it meant that he would die.