Heroic Biker

By: enj

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning
into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of
her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the
eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to
the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker,
says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do
in my whole life.”
“Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw
this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
“Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you
know, and tomorrow’s papers will have this on the first page. What
motorcycle do you ride?”
“A Harley Davidson…. ”
The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the
paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on
first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

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