Dumb Blonds

Lynda goes into Best Buy, walks up and down the aisle, and finally
tells the salesperson, “I’d like this color TV please.”

The salesperson says, “Sorry we don’t sell to dumb blonds,” and walks away.

Lynda gets mad, goes to the drug store and buys red hair dye, goes
home, dyes her hair red, and goes back to Best Buy. She walks up and
down the aisle and finally, again, tells the salesperson, “I’d like
this color TV please.”

The salesperson says, “We don’t sell to dumb blonds.”

She gets REALLY mad and leaves again, and goes home. She shaves her
head and again returns to best Buy. Walking the aisle yet again, she
stops and says, “I would like to buy THIS color TV please.”

The salesperson says, “We don’t sell to dumb blonds.”

Lynda gets furious and says, “How do you KNOW I’m a blond?? I don’t
even HAVE any hair!”
To which the
salesperson responds…. “Ma’am, these are microwave ovens….”
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Stephi & Linda are walking thru the woods when they came upon some tracks.

Stephi says, “Those look like rabbit tracks.”

Lynda said, “Nahhhhhhh, those are deer tracks”.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.

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