PCMCIA:- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI: System Can’t See It
DOS: Defective Operating System
BASIC: Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM: Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW: World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System
Hangs
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect
Understanding of Mathematics
AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software
Only Fools Teenagers
RISC: Reduced Into Silly Code
HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds
IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
HP: Hen Pecked
AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
BFL: Brainwash First, and Let them go
DELL: Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster
TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India
PCL: Poor Computers Ltd
SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers
SUN: Surely Useless Novelties
CRAY: Cry Repeatedly After an Year
TUL: Troubles Un Limited
CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks
ICIM: Impossible Computers In Maintenance
BPL: Below Poverty Line
NIIT: Not Interested in IT
MBT: Monkey & Buffalo Team